The hatch re-opens to spew forth yet more cringe worthy drivel.

It is amazing how reluctant people are to let you have something when you can’t pay for it. Take my internet provider for instance; aware that I wouldn’t be able to pay for the service they could provide they decided not to let me have said service. What type of world is this we are living in?

I realize that not many people would willingly hand over whatever it is they have for nothing in return, but it’s not like I didn’t offer them anything at all. I generously offered them, at great expense to me, to pay them in Todd Land Fun Bucks*- the major currency of Todd Land since 1853, an offer they were, in my mind far too quick to dismiss.
So that is why I have been absent from dA. Also i am no longer using my old dA account for reasons too dark and clandestine to say here...













* Todd Land Fun Bucks cannot be exchanged for any real worlds money, goods or services.